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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're based in the USA, where we print our shirts like we build our cars—right here at home. Florida and Texas handle the domestic regrets.

For our international crew making equally questionable financial decisions overseas, we've got global print partners so your order doesn't take longer than your backorder turbo.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely, we ship worldwide. Poor financial decisions aren't limited by borders.

Shipping costs depend on where you are, so check the shipping policy before you panic about the total.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Yep. Once it ships, you'll get a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page like you're waiting on backorder parts.

What materials are your products made of?

We use quality materials that are soft enough to cry into when you see your credit card statement, durable enough to survive under your project car, and won't irritate your skin like your bank account does.

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Sustainable Materials

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